One Note Sally
(Music/Lyrics - T. Meade)
One Note Sally when you first started singing
I thought that I would never get tired of you
But now the key has changed and my ears are ringing
And I'm amazed that you're missing the cues
But you just sing your high C's and the sailors say please
(Y'argh, Sally, please, y'argh...)
I just can't believe that you could be a One Note Sally to me
One Note Sally I'd give a penny for your thoughts
Now I'm a millionaire from what I saved on you
You'd miss the point in a painting by Seurat
And I've begun to wonder if your sky is blue
I thought you would be the queen of the bees
I just can't believe you turned out to be a One Note Sally to me
I played along and sang your little tune even when you rhymed 'moon' with 'June'
I don't wanna be the one to burst your balloon but you'd better change your tune and change it soon
I thought we would be the magic number three
(Three is a magic number)
I just can't believe you turned out to be a One Note Sally to me